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Tonya: omg….. i was just molested by a cowboy…..i dont get paid enough for this

me: I’m going to need you to elaborate.

Tonya: some guy in tight jeans and a cowboy hat with a bolo tie that i say hi to every day, came in to my office and hugged me and tried to kiss me on the mouth…….

me: Oh, that’s just Jed. He does that to me too.

Tonya: lol

me: I wish he wouldn’t eat so many hot wings.

Tonya: lmao

me: Wow. That’s insane. Hookin’ up with the pregnant ladies…

Tonya: its somethin’. it was sooo yucky

me: Did you get a sale out of it?

Tonya: no. i got nothing but creeped out

me: Let ‘em know, tongue takes two sales.

Tonya: ………. eeew

me: So, what did you do?

Tonya: i gave him my right cheek and turned it into a cheek kiss…..and then he said “next time i’m gonna kiss you” and I said “Im a married woman, no your not” and he said “it’ll be our secret” and I said “no it won’t” …. i think he tried to molest me

me: Wow. I had never thought to try that on our bankers. Maybe I could have gotten a better rate on our mortgage if I had tried to make out with Marie.

Tonya: lol